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Hot Water’s Green Room Merch Has Arrived…

Hot Water’s Green Room Merch Has Arrived…

Choose the roofie boys. Choose a listen. Choose a t shirt. Choose a fairy. Choose a fucking big patreon. Choose cash machines, dealers, all nighters and crippling hangovers... Choose “coffee” and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing Dylan streams, sturfing double deckers into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pissing yourself in a stained mattress, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up Binty you have to record for, choose your podcast.

Choose the roofie boys... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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